THE PASTOR'S ASS

This was just sent to me in an email. It has nothing to do with my novel but I thought it was so funny, I just HAD to post it before I went to sleep tonight.

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THE PASTOR'S ASS


The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
again and it won again.

The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.


This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains
where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.


The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.


So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's
ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!

3 comments:

Chuck said...

Hilarious! Been reading through your book posts and they are great. Keep it up and good luck.

Jessie B Tyson said...

Thank you Chuck! Its great reading comments on my relatively new blog. Please visit it again.

Sean said...

Lol. Very funny. You should do a joke book too :)